Night Court (TV Series)
Futureman (1990)
Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [trying to resolve the hostage situation in the courtroom from the hallway] Okay, there's no time to spare. Mac, you call...
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [way ahead of Harry] Call the SWAT team and see if VHK-937 is a known alias.
[he leaves]
Judge Harry T. Stone : And Roz, you check the local...
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [way ahead of Harry] Check the local mental hospitals and see if they're missing any patients with a laser gun.
[she leaves]
Judge Harry T. Stone : [alone, so basically to no one] ... Don't just stand there, guys. Get moving.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : So, listen, V, excuse me for a minute.
VHK-937 : Why?
Judge Harry T. Stone : I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dan Fielding : WHAT?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Mac, Roz, don't you feel the urge to go, too?
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : Uh, yeah, I... I guess we do. Right Roz?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : We were hoping you would ask.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Come on.
Christine Sullivan : Um, do I have to go, too, sir?
Judge Harry T. Stone : No, you don't.
Christine Sullivan : ou always know before I do.
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Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [looking at Buddy's resume] What is this, Buddy? It says here you spent 1971 on a meditative sabbatical.
Buddy Ryan : Well, Harry dreamed that one up.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Well, Buddy, we couldn't very well tell people that you spent a year trying to figure out ways to get Gilligan off the island.
Buddy Ryan : I came up with 10,000 ideas.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : Ideas? Like, building a bamboo raft?
Buddy Ryan : 10,000 and one!