Night Court (TV Series)
Mac's Millions (1988)
Charles Robinson: Mac Robinson
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Quotes
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Mac Robinson : [as they open their gifts] Okay Dan, your turn.
Dan Fielding : [gasps] My God! It's a Rolex.
Mac Robinson : Read the inscription.
Dan Fielding : "Dear Dan, whether you believe it or not, I think of you as... a friend."
[to everyone's confusion, he dunks the watch into his water glass, covers it with his hand, shakes it briskly, then pulls it out and checks the action]
Dan Fielding : [gasps again] It's real!
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Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [as they open their gifts] What's this...? I get to see Mike Tyson at Madison Square Gardens?
Quon Le Robinson : No, you get to *fight* Mike Tyson at Madison Square Gardens!
Mac Robinson : We got him to give you a three round exhibition match.
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Oh, this is the loveliest, sweetest, most thoughtful...
[kisses Mac on the cheek]
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : I'll rip his freakin' head off!
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Mac Robinson : [claps Dan on the back] Fielding!
Dan Fielding : [jumps] Your wife's lying, I don't even own a saddle!
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Mac Robinson : [He cries] My great-grandchildren are going to be wearing this sweater.
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Well you know the classics never really go out of style.