- The Count (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): The bullets are useless, General. If they were silver, of course, it would be a different story.
- The Count (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): If it's any consolation, General, this is the headquarters of the resistance and I am its proud commander-Count Dracula.
- The Count (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): Gentlemen, welcome.
- General von Grunn (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): What do you mean, "Welcome"?
- The Count (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): You are my guests.
- General von Grunn (segment "The Devil Is Not Mocked"): You're headquarters for a secret partisan organization. We've come to burn you out. Don't you welcome me. Kranz, move in.