- Ed Chigliak: [looking through a film catalog] The Italian Straw Hat? Eyes Without a Face? This is gonna be great!
- Maggie O'Connell: [new owner of the movie theater] Eyes Without a Face. Uh?
- Ed Chigliak: Yeah.
- [shows her the catalog]
- Maggie O'Connell: Oh, French. 1959! You, you really think people are going to respond to that?
- Ed Chigliak: Oh, yeah, Maggie. Audiences, they get all emotional over plastic surgery stories. It's almost a rule of thumb!
- William Shakespeare: Thus am I slain.
- Chris Stevens: Oh, Shakes. Shakes. Talk to me.
- [gives him a cigaret]
- William Shakespeare: [coughs] 'Tis a far, far better thing I do...
- Chris Stevens: Shakes -
- William Shakespeare: Yeah, Sarge?
- Chris Stevens: That's Dickens.
- Ed Chigliak: Pretty big line out there. I guess 'Forrest Gump' really is more popular than 'Nosferatu'.
- Maggie O'Connell: Look, I know you meant well, Ed.
- Ed Chigliak: Oh, it's probably that Tom Hanks.
- Maggie O'Connell: Yeah, could be.
- Ed Chigliak: I bet you if Tom Hanks had played Nosferatu, eighty domestic, easy.