"The O.C." Premiere (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

Peter Gallagher: Sandy Cohen

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  • Sandy : He's not a criminal mastermind. He's a kid that has no one and nowhere to go.

  • Ryan : Where's my brother?

    Sandy : Uh, Trey is over 18. Trey stole a car; Trey had a gun in his pants, an ounce of pot in his pocket, a couple of priors. I'm guessing right now, Trey's looking at three to five years. But Trey's not my concern.

  • Ryan : This is a nice car. I didn't know your kind of lawyer made money.

    Sandy : No, we don't. My wife does.

  • Sandy : Don't salt his game, honey.

    Kirsten : What the hell does that mean?

  • Sandy : There's a whole world outside this Newport Beach bubble.

    Kirsten : You don't seem to mind living in this bubble.

    Sandy : I know there's something else out there.

  • Sandy : So, I'd thought we'd head out to the fashion show at around seven.

    Seth : Yeah, okay. Have fun.

    Sandy : Come on. It's a whole new school year, Seth.

    Seth : It's also the same kids, Dad. Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.

    Sandy : Yeah, well, Ryan has to go. Marissa invited him.

    Seth : [to Ryan]  Marissa invited you? I've lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever. Her dad almost got married to my mom even and, like, she's never even invited me to a birthday.

    Sandy : That is not true. They did not almost get married.

    Seth : Eh.

    Ryan : Hey, maybe Summer will be there.

    Seth : That's interesting. She is Marissa's best friend. 7:00?

  • Sandy : Smart kid like you. You got to have a plan. Some kind of a dream.

    Ryan : Yeah, right. Let me tell you something, okay? Where I'm from, having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true? That does.

  • Sandy : When did you become so cynical?

    Kirsten : When did you become so self-righteous?

    Sandy : I've always been self-righteous. You used to find it charming.

  • Sandy : Ryan, Sandy Cohen. The courts appointed me your public defender.

    [Ryan's not impressed] 

    Sandy : You could do worse. You okay? They treating you alright?

    Ryan : Where's my brother?

    Sandy : Uh, Trey is over 18. Trey stole a car; Trey had a gun in his pants, an ounce of pot in his pocket, a couple of priors. I'm guessing right now, Trey's looking at three to five years. But Trey's not my concern. This is your first time in lockup. I'm assuming you don't plan on coming back. Your grades... are not great. Suspended twice for fighting, truancy three times. Other than that...

    [stares in amazement at Ryan] 

    Sandy : Your test scores? 98th percentile on your SAT1's. Ryan, 98th percentile, you start going to class. Are you thinking about college?

    [Ryan scoffs] 

    Sandy : Have you given any thought to your future? Dude, I'm on your side. Come on, help me out here...

    Ryan : -Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be 100. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are going to have to stay at their jobs until they're 80. So I don't want to commit to anything too soon.

    [Sandy chuckles] 

    Sandy : Look, I can plead this down to a misdemeanor. Petty fine, probation. But know this, "stealing a car cause you're big brother told you to," it's stupid and it's weak and those are two things you can't afford to be anymore.

    Ryan : Two more things.

    Sandy : You wanna change that? Then, you're gonna have to get over the fact that life dealt you a bad hand. I get it, we're cut from the same deck, Ryan. I grew up, no money, bad part of the Bronx, my father was gone, my mother worked all the time... I was pissed off, I was stupid.

    Ryan : Look at you now.

    [exchange looks; beat] 

    Sandy : Smart kid like you. You gotta have a plan. Some kind of dream.

    Ryan : Yeah... right. Let me tell you something, okay? Where I'm from, having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true?

    [Sandy squints] 

    Ryan : That does.

  • Kirsten : You brought him home? This is not a stray puppy, Sandy.

    Sandy : I know that, Kirsten.

    Kirsten : I knew it was only a matter of time before you started bringing home felons.

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