The O.C. (TV Series)

Premiere (2003)

Adam Brody: Seth Cohen

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Quotes 

• Seth : [to Ryan]  Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know.

• Seth : Why don't you go back to Chino? I'm sure there are a bunch of really nice cars in the parking lot that you could steal.

  Summer : Chino? Eww!

• Seth Cohen : Wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock... in case, there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

• Seth Cohen : Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.

  Betsy, Newport Woman #3 : Did I hear you were from Canada?

  Ryan Atwood : Yes, yes you did.

• Sandy : So, I'd thought we'd head out to the fashion show at around seven.

  Seth : Yeah, okay. Have fun.

  Sandy : Come on. It's a whole new school year, Seth.

  Seth : It's also the same kids, Dad. Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.

  Sandy : Yeah, well, Ryan has to go. Marissa invited him.

  Seth : [to Ryan]  Marissa invited you? I've lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever. Her dad almost got married to my mom even and, like, she's never even invited me to a birthday.

  Sandy : That is not true. They did not almost get married.

  Seth : Eh.

  Ryan : Hey, maybe Summer will be there.

  Seth : That's interesting. She is Marissa's best friend. 7:00?

• Seth : She's got Tahiti written all over her.

• Seth : Wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock... in case, there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

• Seth : Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.