The Oblongs (TV Series)

Misfit Love (2001)

Pamela Adlon: Milo Oblong, Jared Klimer, The Debbies

Quotes 

• Milo Oblong : You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?

  Helga Phugly : What was that? I was busy thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends.

• Peggy : Allow me to explain the social hierarchy here at Hill Valley. There's the rich school kids from the hills, then come the jocks, then you've got your dorks, geeks and dweebs, those wild dogs on the soccer field, the boy who lactates, and then there's us.

  Helga Phugly : Hey don't lump me in with you loosers. I am accepted by all groups. Hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie.

  The Debbies : Ewww!

• Bob Oblong : [after seeing Milo trying to saw his bed in half]  Come on Milo it's time for school.

  Milo Oblong : I'm almost through Dad just give me a minute.

  Bob Oblong : Now Milo you know you're not supposed to handle anything sharper than your a boiled egg.

  Milo Oblong : It's not fair dad. Why can't I go to normal school like everyone else? Why do I have to go to a school for phsychos?

  Bob Oblong : Wait a minute there Milo. It's not a school for phsychos. It's a school for the socially uplifted.

• Milo Oblong : You may control my mind, but you'll never control my ass!