The Oblongs (TV Series)

Pickles' Little Amazons (2001)

Will Ferrell: Bob Oblong

Quotes 

• Bob Oblong : [arriving at the Botanical Gardens]  Gadzooks, this is exciting. They've got the hall of seeds, the world's tiniest log, and an interactive exhibit where you can rake your own leaf. Lordy, where to start?

  Milo Oblong : How about we start the car and drive someplace fun?

  Bob Oblong : Okay, mister, that goes on your permanent sass record.

• Pickles Oblong : [after coming home from the supermarket, Pickles answers the phone]  Hello? Oh, no, that's impossible. Beth is right-

  [notices Beth's gone] 

  Pickles Oblong : We'll be right down.

  Bob Oblong : Pickles, did you forget Beth again?

  Pickles Oblong : I could've sworn she drove us home.

• Bob Oblong : [while Pickles is on trial for parental neglect]  Your honor, if the mother's unfit, you must acquit!

  Pickles Oblong : Sweetie, that doesn't make any sense.

  Bob Oblong : It doesn't have to; it rhymes.