The Oblongs (TV Series)

Pickles' Little Amazons (2001)

Jean Smart: Pickles Oblong

Quotes 

• Pickles Oblong : This stool softener, do I take it internally or apply it directly to the stool?

• Pickles Oblong : [after being invited to stay on as the troops' den mother]  Gosh, I don't know what to say. These last few weeks have been so wonderful. I've learned about love, responsibility, sisterhood-

  [looks at watch] 

  Pickles Oblong : That's 200 hours. See ya.

  [leaves] 

  Beth Oblong : Don't worry, she'll get arrested again soon.

• Pickles Oblong : [after coming home from the supermarket, Pickles answers the phone]  Hello? Oh, no, that's impossible. Beth is right-

  [notices Beth's gone] 

  Pickles Oblong : We'll be right down.

  Bob Oblong : Pickles, did you forget Beth again?

  Pickles Oblong : I could've sworn she drove us home.

• Bob Oblong : [while Pickles is on trial for parental neglect]  Your honor, if the mother's unfit, you must acquit!

  Pickles Oblong : Sweetie, that doesn't make any sense.

  Bob Oblong : It doesn't have to; it rhymes.