- Pickles Oblong: [after being invited to stay on as the troops' den mother] Gosh, I don't know what to say. These last few weeks have been so wonderful. I've learned about love, responsibility, sisterhood-
- [looks at watch]
- Pickles Oblong: That's 200 hours. See ya.
- [leaves]
- Beth Oblong: Don't worry, she'll get arrested again soon.
- Bob Oblong: [arriving at the Botanical Gardens] Gadzooks, this is exciting. They've got the hall of seeds, the world's tiniest log, and an interactive exhibit where you can rake your own leaf. Lordy, where to start?
- Milo Oblong: How about we start the car and drive someplace fun?
- Bob Oblong: Okay, mister, that goes on your permanent sass record.
- Pickles Oblong: [after coming home from the supermarket, Pickles answers the phone] Hello? Oh, no, that's impossible. Beth is right-
- [notices Beth's gone]
- Pickles Oblong: We'll be right down.
- Bob Oblong: Pickles, did you forget Beth again?
- Pickles Oblong: I could've sworn she drove us home.
- Bob Oblong: [while Pickles is on trial for parental neglect] Your honor, if the mother's unfit, you must acquit!
- Pickles Oblong: Sweetie, that doesn't make any sense.
- Bob Oblong: It doesn't have to; it rhymes.
- Beth Oblong: I'd like beef without any bovine growth hormones. I don't want another one of these sticking out of my head.