The Office (TV Series)

Hot Girl (2005)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

• Michael Scott : I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate... no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it... Nike.

• Michael Scott : All right, girls, break it up; you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.

  Dwight Schrute : Cocks in the henhouse.

  Michael Scott : Don't say cocks.

• Ryan Howard : [cleaning out Michael's car]  What about this bottle of power drink?

  Michael Scott : Uh, what flavor?

  Ryan Howard : Blue.

  Michael Scott : Blue's not a flavor.

  Ryan Howard : It says, "Flavor: Blue Blast."

  Michael Scott : Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk.

• Ryan Howard : [cleaning out Michael's car]  Wow. How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat?

  Michael Scott : That's over several months, Ryan.

  Ryan Howard : Still...

• Michael Scott : You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the 80's, before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Ah man, did they move paper!

• Michael Scott : Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall.

  [knocks on the wall] 

  Michael Scott : There used to be a window here.

  [disappointed] 

  Michael Scott : There's not anymore.