The Office (TV Series)
The Fight (2005)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Just have Dwight punch you.
Michael Scott : Oh, yeah.
[scoffs]
Michael Scott : Well, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of 14-year-old girls who can kick his ass.
Jim Halpert : You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight Schrute : What belt are they?
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Michael Scott : And after that, nobody ever messed with the Damn Rascals ever again.
Jim Halpert : Sounds tough. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, right?
Michael Scott : You're a jet?
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Michael Scott : Just hit me, you'll see.
Jim Halpert : I can't, 'cause I just got a manicure, so...
Michael Scott : Oh, queer!
[remembers he's on camera]
Michael Scott : Eye... "Queer Eye." That's a good show. Important show.
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Jim Halpert : The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so that we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight.