Daveigh Chase: Joyce

Quotes 

• Ralph : I was hoping you could make it to my birthday party. It's gonna be pretty wild, if you know what I mean.

  Narrator : Actually, we didn't.

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : [later]  It's a makeout party, you dip-sticks.

  Oliver David Beene : What? How can you tell?

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : Look at the invitation. D'you see any cowboys, Indians or space-ships anywhere?

  Joyce : Uh-oh.

  Tayler 'Ted' Mark Beene : Yep. You're gonna see all the classic kissing games: Spin the Bottle, Seven Minutes in Heaven, Choo-choo, Where's my Typewriter. This is where it all begins.

  Oliver David Beene : It's so confusing. Just a year ago, I was supposed to think girls were gross.

  Joyce : I always knew this day would come. Though, I was hoping my breasts would come first.