One Day at a Time (TV Series)
Airport (1981)
Glenn Scarpelli: Alex Handris
Quotes
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Alex Handris : [12-year-old Alex is repeatedly frustrated in his attempts to make friends with a girl he meets in the airport] I'm gonna become a priest... I'm never gonna get married. I hate girls.
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Steve Smith : [strangers Barbara and Steve are stuck in the airport, mutually attracted, and nervously getting to know each other] What about you? Has anyone ever broke your heart?
Barbara Cooper : Oh, yeah, just once.
Steve Smith : What did he do?
Barbara Cooper : He fell for Sally Field.
Steve Smith : Can I ask you a personal question?
Barbara Cooper : Yeah.
Steve Smith : How old are you?
Barbara Cooper : No.
Steve Smith : Okay. I won't press it. Who was president when you were born?
Barbara Cooper : Lincoln.
Steve Smith : You're not gonna tell me how old you are, are you?
[at this point Alex walks up]
Alex Handris : She's nineteen.
Barbara Cooper : [quickly] Twenty. Steve, big-mouth here is Alex Handris. He lives with me.
Steve Smith : I thought you said you didn't have a boyfriend.
Alex Handris : Oh, don't worry. It's strictly planetonic.