John Putch: Bob Morton

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : Bob, uh, I date Cliff Randall a lot, y'know.

  Bob Morton : I know. I don't mind. It's just a stage you're going through. But when it comes down to a permanent relationship, I'm a lot better for you than Cliff Randall.

  Barbara Cooper : Uh, why?

  Bob Morton : Well, remember you once said you were gonna stay a

  [he covers his mouth as he says the word 'virgin'] 

  Bob Morton : until you were married?

  Barbara Cooper : So?

  Bob Morton : So, with me you're sure.

• Bob Morton : [realizing that Barbara may not be interested in him]  What a dope, to think she could go for me.

  Julie Cooper : Bob, you could have lots of girls.

  Ann Romano : Right. You're handsome, charming, appealing...

  Bob Morton : Appealing and charming, maybe, but not handsome... My sister says when I was born, instead of cigars, my father handed out blindfolds.