One Day at a Time (TV Series)
Hold the Mustard (1978)
Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper
Quotes
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Bob Morton : [noticing Barbara staring at him] What, what, what's the matter?
Barbara Cooper : You need a shave.
Bob Morton : [he strokes his chin, smiling] Really? It's only Monday.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : I remember when I got my first real job. I was two years old.
Barbara Cooper : Two?
Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah. I was a model in a diaper ad.
Ann Romano : I didn't know you were a famous baby.
Dwayne F. Schneider : Well, half famous. My face was never in the ad.
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Barbara Cooper : [Barbara asks for $600, and Ann says No] Mom, it wouldn't be as if you're giving me the money. It would just be an advance against my paycheck.
Ann Romano : You got a job?
Barbara Cooper : Well, yeah, almost.
Julie Cooper : But not quite.
Ann Romano : Oh, I see. She wants a $600.- advance against almost but not quite. Have you ever thought about going into politics?
Barbara Cooper : [the conversation continues and Barbara explains how she's trying to influence her friend, Bob, to hire her] Oh come on, you guys, what are friends for if you can't please them?
Ann Romano : Darling, I think you ought to skip politics and go straight into corruption.