One Day at a Time (TV Series)
Peabody's War (1978)
Pat Harrington Jr.: Dwayne F. Schneider
Quotes
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Ann Romano : Schneider is that you?
Dwayne F. Schneider : Yeah, Ms. Romano. I didn't mean to interrupt.
Ann Romano : No, I'm just doing yoga.
Dwayne F. Schneider : You look like the hood ornament on a Pierce-Arrow.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : You're about as clever as a screen door in a submarine.
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Dwayne F. Schneider : Why don't you just come peacefully, will ya. It's for your own good.
Harvey Peabody : Yeah, that's what my girlfriend said to me the other day when she tried to talk me into a vasectomy.