Valerie Bertinelli: Barbara Cooper

Quotes 

• Barbara Cooper : If you're in the Third Grade and you like a boy, you put bubble gum in his ear.

  Julie Cooper : Right, and when you're in Junior High, if you like a guy, whatcha do, you put all your books in your gym bag and you slug 'im.

  Ann Romano : Yeah, well, what do you do when you're thirty-six?

  Julie Cooper : Trip him with your cane.