- Dwayne F. Schneider: Before I go, just let me say, please always remember, and don't ever forget the great lessons we learn from ancient history: Beware of Hungarians bearing gifts.
- Ann Romano: Schneider, you mean Greeks.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Greeks, Hungarians - any of those countries where the men dance together.
- Julie Cooper: You gotta take it from an expert: when a guy is on the make, he'll lie about anything, from his income to his output.
- Dwayne F. Schneider: Really.
- Julie Cooper: Of course. I mean, even myself, I mean, in pursuit of l'amour I have, eh, I've passed myself off as a polo player, international jewel thief, jet pilot, and my favorite - and the one that always works - Governor of Utah.