One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)

Beware the Trickster on the Roof (1992)

Annette Crosbie: Margaret Meldrew

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• Margaret Meldrew : Dustmen still haven't been. I take it you were finished with those Sunday supplements.

  Victor Meldrew : Yes, I think so, yes; I think I've ingested all the fascinating details in a day in the life of Acker Bilk. And 'A Room of My Own' by Ken Russell. Wouldn't have thought there was much to say about a padded cell.

• Margaret Meldrew : Well? Any joy?

  Victor Meldrew : I think it's safe to say I've had a very good day, all told. In the morning, I turned some water into wine, and then I healed a few lepers, and after lunch, I popped over and parted the waters of the Red Sea.

  Margaret Meldrew : Did the man come about the roof?

  Victor Meldrew : No, but you can't expect miracles.