One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
Only a Story (1995)
Richard Wilson: Victor Meldrew
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Quotes
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Mrs Warboys : [about the film they just watched] Why did those detectives ask David Dimbleby for his sperm?
Victor Meldrew : To eliminate him from their inquiries.
Mrs Warboys : Oh, I see.
Victor Meldrew : The police can use sperm now as a way of fingerprinting people.
Mrs Warboys : [with a long face] Don't see what was wrong with the old ink pads.
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[first lines]
Victor Meldrew : Well, that's that over for another year. The joyous ritual of our annual pilgrimage to see great-aunt Joyce. Gets more like entering a mummy's tomb every time we go there.
Margaret Meldrew : Is it my imagination, or has it got cold in here?
Victor Meldrew : Still, these'll be a real godsend, won't they! A pair of gloves with six fingers in each hand. Trying to tell me I'd grow into them. What's she going to knit for me next time, a balaclava with two heads?