- Philip W. Steffan: I don't need to see that! Kissing! Near urinals! I can't even go now. I've lost the urge.
- Miranda Mills: What is that?
- Jed Perry: Uh... what is what?
- Miranda Mills: The hickey.
- Jed Perry: Uh, haha, yeah, what *is* that?
- Miranda Mills: I don't even remember giving that to you! I totally didn't mean to.
- Jed Perry: Uh.
- Miranda Mills: Well, I'm glad that it's there.
- Jed Perry: Oh, really?
- Miranda Mills: Yeah, it'll be a constant reminder of what we talked about the other night.
- Jed Perry: Right, yeah!
- Jed Perry: You ever break up with someone?
- Cary Baston: What, like a girl?
- Jed Perry: No, like your piano teacher. Yes, like a girl!