Opposite Sex (TV Series)
The Homosexual Episode (2000)
Kyle Howard: Philip W. Steffan
Quotes
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Jed Perry : So it's, uh, it's been confirmed. It wasn't just imaginary. She is into me.
Philip W. Steffan : Well, congratulations, I guess that makes you like an official lesbian attraction. We should put a rope around you or something.
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Cary Baston : I just went shopping.
Philip W. Steffan : [chewing] Right, I know. But Judy said that Cassie said if you don't go again...
Cary Baston : Whoa whoa whoa! Are they telling you to boss me around? And you're doing it? What? What's that about?
Philip W. Steffan : I thought we already went over this. Power through total submission, Cary? I have to do everything she says, and she will become dependant on me. Then I will be the master and she the slave. These are really delicious, by the way.
Cary Baston : [points at shopping list] Wait. What's that?
Philip W. Steffan : That is twelve boxes of tampons.