Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy Makes It (2004)

Steve Edge: Darryl

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Quotes 

• Mark Corrigan : [speaking to Darryl over the intercom from the recording booth]  Darryl, listen, the truth is... I can't be associated with you anymore because you're a racist.

  Darryl : What? But I thought we were on the same wavelength. You know, the sausage, the Euro, Clarkson.

  Mark Corrigan : There's a difference, Darryl, you can't hate people because of their ethnic background!

  Darryl : Oh right, political correctness gone mad.

  Mark Corrigan : No, I hate political correctness gone mad more than anyone! I don't want to teach the world to sing, that would be horrible, but slavery? The Holocaust? That's just not on! Whereas, "I have a dream", South Africa, Benetton... you've got to say... "Fair enough", yeah?

  Darryl : Yeah. OK, no. Fair enough. You've talked me round.

  Mark Corrigan : I have?

  Darryl : Fuck off. Thought police.

• [Mark and his new friend Darryl are horsing around in the JLB Credit offices instead of working] 

  Darryl : I'm Barnes Wallis, you're the Ruhr!

  [Darryl pushes a load of empty water cooler containers down the stairs at Mark. They throw scrunched up pieces of paper at each other, laughing] 

  Mark Corrigan : [voiceover]  I'm the Ruhr! And no one's actually said the word "Dambusters"! This is bloody brilliant! I'm having fun! And I'm not thinking about Sophie!

• Darryl : And they're treating it as a racial incident? Bloody hell, next you won't be able to get a black coffee from the coffee machine.

  Mark Corrigan : Exactly! And they'll have a bloody EU banana-straightening machine to straighten all the bananas!

  Darryl : Hey, there's already a banana-straightening machine, it's called woman.