Peep Show (TV Series)

Sectioning (2005)

Matt King: Super Hans

Quotes 

• Jeremy Usborne : [about their pub]  I'm just really not happy with the name "Free the Paedos". I mean, can't we call it something more normal like... The Swan and Tomato?

  Super Hans : Yeah, or compromise? The Swan and Paedo.

• Super Hans : [looking at the junk-filled room which is going to be their pub]  Oh yeah. Fuck yeah, look at this place!

  Jeremy Usborne : I know. Still, we can move all this crap out and put a bar in, what, over there?

  Super Hans : No mate, no way. Don't change nothing. It's perfect.

  Jeremy Usborne : Perfect? Super Hans, it doesn't even look like a pub.

  Super Hans : Exactly. I've been down enough bloody city boy chain pubs with their logos in the foam and disinfectant in the lager, air freshener in the mayo. Nah, I wanna run a place that makes a difference.

  Jeremy Usborne : Yeah, well, I'm sure we can sort that out somehow. Let's start by getting rid of this.

  Super Hans : [slams his hand down on the washing machine next to him]  That stays. That's the reason I fell in love with this place.

  Jeremy Usborne : You want a washing machine in the pub?

  Super Hans : It'll freak 'em out! What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus, I need a drink. Yeah? And boom, they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies.

  Jeremy Usborne : Right, the thing is, Hans, as I've said before, I really just think we should serve at least one lager, and nuts. You know, people like lager and nuts.

  Super Hans : People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.