- Emma 'The Lodger': Are you married?
- Roy Mallard: Yes I am.
- Emma 'The Lodger': What, like for real?
- Roy Mallard: Yes I am.
- Emma 'The Lodger': No shit?
- Roy Mallard: No. Well, very little.
- Photographer: I like the way this man's ears seem to be fighting each other.
- Emma 'The Lodger': He's so young at heart. I mean, these are not the underpants of a forty year old man, are they?
- [Pierre Cardin]
- Roy Mallard: [Washing Machine] Is it supposed to sound like that?
- Emma 'The Lodger': It has to have an Orgasm.
- Roy Mallard: A what?
- Emma 'The Lodger': AN ORGASM!
- Photographer: I've seen them with their mobile phones wandering down to go to London, and good luck to them, but me? Put on a suit again? No thankyou, Hose.
- Photographer: [Locked himself in Train WC] Go away! Everybody go away!