The Phil Silvers Show (TV Series)

Bilko's Ape Man (1959)

Allan Melvin: Cpl. Steve Henshaw

Quotes 

• Cpl. Steve Henshaw : [about Forbes playing Tarzan]  Yeah, but Ernie, how do you know he can act?

  MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : What act? You don't have to act. All you have to learn how to do is stab animals and say two lines: 'Me Tarzan. You Jane.'

  Cpl. Steve Henshaw : What's in it for you?

  MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : Me rich!