Colonel Hall has a fitness buff named Private Forbes transferred to Bilko's outfit in hopes that Bilko and the boys will become more physically fit, and Bilko tries to get rid of him by entering him in a nationwide search for a new "Tarzan". When the new man tells Bilko he has already entered himself into the annual Mr. Universe contest
in Santa Monica, California, Bilko comes up with a plan so that Forbes can do both without even knowing it..
Lucille Ball makes a rare and hilarious cameo appearance.