Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)

Operation: Sea Lion/You Said a Mouseful (1997)

John Moschitta Jr.: Mr. Sackett

Quotes 

• Mr. Sackett : Now, this is Mr. Plunkett, the new khaki sock plucker. I had to fire our previous sock plucker. He had a bit of an attitude.

  The Brain : So you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker?

  Mr. Sackett : The second cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

• Mr. Sackett : I am honoured by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheepskin are slit into several Kicky-Sack shoe shapes in shapely shoe sizes by six sitting sheet slitters.

  The Brain : I only see five sitting sheet slitters.

  Mr. Sackett : The sixth sitting sheet slitter's sick. His son Sammy's subbing 'til the sick sixth sitting sheet slitter's back, sitting pretty.

  Pinky : You're not the sheet slitter?

  Sammy : No, I'm the sheet slitter's son.

  Pinky : Well... You keep on slitting sheets until the sheet slitter comes. Haheheheh!

  Mr. Sackett : The Shoe Shaper then shapes the slit synthetic sheepskin sheets, and shoots out shoes through the chute.

• Mr. Sackett : [Lights dim. Machine whirs and slows down]  Whoops! Don't worry; just an electrical problem. One of the Kicky-Sack sack pickers will have to flick the plug.

  Pinky : Not the khaki sock plucker?

  Mr. Sackett : Oh, my, no! The Kicky-Sack sack pickers flick the plug. The khaki sock plucker can't reach the socket over the latex child perambulator fenders we use to line the treadmill.

  The Brain : It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug, if the sack pickers and the sock pluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.

  Mr. Sackett : [Sammy flicks the plug. Everything whirs back up]  I never thought of that!

  The Brain : Of course, you didn't.

• The Brain : [seeing a toy boat on display]  And what pray tell is this?

  Mr. Sackett : Oh, this is the toy boat I won in the sack race at the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kicker Khaki Sock factory picnic in Secaucus.

  [Motioning to another machine on the assembly line] 

  Mr. Sackett : And finally, the Socko Kicky-Sack Kickers are inflated by our genuine Parker Packard pewter pressure pump.