The Powerpuff Girls (TV Series)

I See a Funny Cartoon in Your Future/Octi Gone (2003)

Tom Kenny: Narrator, Mayor, Dude, Fred

Quotes 

• Blossom : You've been locked out since Wednesday? But, Mayor, it's Saturday. Why did you wait so long to call?

  Mayor : My cell phone calling plan has free weekend minutes.

• Narrator : And with that, the girls were off... faster than you could say "Professor Utonium."

  Mayor : Professor Uton...

  Girls : We're here, Mayor!

  Mayor : Well, I'll be. I couldn't finish saying it.

• Narrator : Regardless of how the Mayor handles his civic duties, the girls still had a job to do. And with that, they were off faster than you could say "bad television."

  Mayor : Bad televi...

  Girls : Later, Mayor!

  Mayor : Darn it!

• Mayor : You were right, Ms. Bellum. The pickle patch is great! Especially on cold turkey sandwiches.

• Buttercup : Wait! Wait! Wait! Let me get this straight. You asked a psychic for decisions on municipal issues?

  Mayor : No, no, of course not. That would be silly. I got advice from a dead relative.

• Narrator : Oh, no! It's the Mayor of Townsville! The one person who should have read the newspaper today, but didn't!

• Narrator : And the Mayor was let back into Townsville faster than you could say, "open sesame."

  Mayor : Open sesa...

  Blossom , Bubbles , Buttercup : Here you go, Mayor.

  Mayor : Shoot!

• Narrator : And as Madame Argentina plied her false fortunes, the goose got down.

  Fred the Duck : Is that a feather joke?

• Madame Argentina : A good medium never reveals her secrets.

  Mayor : I thought it was musician.

  Madame Argentina : Whatever.

• Narrator : For these are but a few of Townsville's citizens who've been robbed by this elusive and rather vertically-challenged psychic, which is why the newspapers this day read "Small Medium at Large!"

• Mayor : And now a word from our sponsor.

  Sara Bellum : Eating pickles again, Mayor?

  Mayor : I can't help it Ms. Sara Bellum. I'm addicted, that's what I am.

  Sara Bellum : Then you should try the Pickle Patch.

  Mayor : The what?

  Sara Bellum : The Pickle Patch, and go cold turkey.