Press Gang (TV Series)

There Are Crocodiles (1993)

Julia Sawalha: Lynda Day

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• [first lines] 

  Lynda Day : Okay, it's like this. There's a tribe living by a river, and in the river there are crocodiles. The tribe has one particular piece of wisdom passed down through the generations. It goes like this: if you happen to meet a crocodile, don't stick your head in its mouth. Every now and then - and who knows the reason - people ignore this advice. Which is sad. Because they die. But very stupid because they were warned. They had a choice. The moral of the story is this: you can't afford to be stupid. There are crocodiles.

• Julie Craig : You're late.

  Lynda Day : You're fired. I win!