- Jiminy Glick: And you are a wonderful exhibition of Gen X.
- Janeane Garofalo: I don't really think that I am Gen X. I'm...
- Jiminy Glick: Why is that?
- Janeane Garofalo: I'm too old to be Gen X.
- Jiminy Glick: How old are you?
- Janeane Garofalo: I'm thirty-six. Here...
- Jiminy Glick: That's the same age... as the wonderful Marilyn Monroe when she was found dead.
- Janeane Garofalo: In the nude.
- Jiminy Glick: In her condo. And did Peter Lawford know more than he pretended to know?
- Janeane Garofalo: And what about the maid who cleaned the sheets, and the suppository?
- Jiminy Glick: What suppository? I didn't know this!
- Janeane Garofalo: The book suppository in Dallas.
- Jiminy Glick: I assumed that she had had some sort of...
- [makes constipated face]
- Jiminy Glick: Mmm! That kind of suppository.
- Janeane Garofalo: No, I was talking about the book suppository.
- Jiminy Glick: Oh, the book suppository.
- Janeane Garofalo: But going back to my age, and the reason people have made the mistake...
- Jiminy Glick: How old are you?
- Janeane Garofalo: I'm thirty-six.
- Jiminy Glick: Thirty-six, the same age as Marilyn!... Unbelievable.
- Janeane Garofalo: When she was found in...
- Jiminy Glick: With the suppository.
- Janeane Garofalo: Can I, may I?
- Jiminy Glick: Would ya?
- Janeane Garofalo: The reason people think I'm Gen X is, because my first movie, "Reality Bites"...
- Jiminy Glick: Which was wonderful.
- Janeane Garofalo: Thank you. I played a twenty-two year old, when I was really, in reality, twenty-nine years old.
- Jiminy Glick: Oh, you're playing backwards.
- Janeane Garofalo: So people THINK I'm Gen X, but I'm actually not Gen X.
- Jiminy Glick: Now, you once said of sex, you said "Sex is..."
- [scrunches up his face while looking at his notes; Janeane bursts out laughing]
- Jiminy Glick: You said that sex, "I'm a meat and potatoes type of gal when it comes to sex."
- Janeane Garofalo: I don't think I've ever said that. I'm a vegetarian, I would've never have said that.
- Jiminy Glick: Stacy! Why does it say that Janeane Garofalo is a meat and potatoes kind of gal, when she's a vegetarian? It doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry.
- Janeane Garofalo: That's okay.
- Jiminy Glick: There's so much I want to ask you, and yet...
- Janeane Garofalo: And yet?
- Jiminy Glick: ...Part of me's not that interested.
- Jiminy Glick: I take gingko bilobo for my memory, but then I forget to take it, so it's a Catch-21, I suppose.
- Jiminy Glick: I want to end up by saying that you are absolutely brave. You're a Gen X kind of gal!
- Janeane Garofalo: Oh, I'm not Gen X though.
- Jiminy Glick: You stand there with your notebook and you say, "Oh, pick up laundry", and we go, "Hmm", and it's brave and it's new.
- Janeane Garofalo: But I'm not Gen X.
- Jiminy Glick: You're not Gen X?
- Janeane Garofalo: Nuh-uh.
- Jiminy Glick: How come?
- Janeane Garofalo: Well I'm a little too old to be Gen X.
- Jiminy Glick: Let me guess... forty-seven.
- Janeane Garofalo: Thirty-six.
- Jiminy Glick: THIRTY-!
- [falls backwards out of his chair, then gets back up]
- Jiminy Glick: Good God in heaven, that...