- [During a discussion on the future of Aviation, Stephen remarks that the flight crew of the future will consist of one pilot and a dog]
- Stephen Fry: The job of the pilot will be to feed the dog. The job of the dog is to bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.
- Stephen Fry: [quoting boxer Alan Minter] Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none have been serious.
- [advice on airline food]
- Stephen Fry: Anything white is sweet, anything brown is meat, anything grey, don't eat.