- Rich Hall: [after being informed that Earth has a second moon called "Cruithne"] So why is there not one romantic song with the word Cruithne in it? "Blue Cruithne of Kentucky"? Or "Cruithne River"? Or...
- Alan Davies: No-one can see it, it's miles away.
- Stephen Fry: Because it was discovered in
- [shouts]
- Stephen Fry: nineteen-ninety-fucking-four!
- Jeremy Hardy: No! That can't be right. Because the song is "Blue moon, I saw you standing alone." Not "with a small friend".
- Jeremy Hardy: You couldn't get a tiger up your trousers.
- Alan Davies: You could if you had really big trousers. Or a tiny little tiger.