- Alan Davies: [Stephen answers incorrectly when Alan is quizzing him on the Christmas Special] Oh, Fry, you idiot.
- Stephen Fry: What do we know about the Magi?
- Phill Jupitus: They taught Luke Skywalker everything he knows.
- Host: If you want to take up smoking, but you want to increase your life expectancy by about eight years, what should you do? There's a way you can do it.
- Alan Davies: [buzzer] Take up smoking eight years later than you were going to.
- Host: No.
- [laughter]
- Rich Hall: [buzzer] Uh, move to Siberia. Because the life expectancy there is longer, and also, it's one of the last places on earth where you can still *beep*ing smoke.
- Alan Davies: What would your super power be of choice?
- Host: Invisibility.
- Alan Davies: Really?
- Host: Yeah, I think. Ah, it'd be great. What would you like?
- Alan Davies: I would like to have NO bodily smell.