Quantum Leap (TV Series)
A Tale of Two Sweeties - February 25, 1958 (1993)
Scott Bakula: Dr. Sam Beckett, Marty Elroy
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Quotes
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Dr. Sam Beckett : I got Rachel and her kids to the hotel. I got Ellen and her kids to the house. They didn't bump into each other. I did what I was supposed to do. Now, why haven't I leaped?
Admiral Al Calavicci : Well, that's not what you were supposed to do.
Dr. Sam Beckett : But that's what you said I was supposed to do!
Admiral Al Calavicci : No, that was just the first part.
Dr. Sam Beckett : Okay. Okay. What's the second part?
Admiral Al Calavicci : Mm, well, now Ziggy's saying there's a 75% chance that you're here because Marty's only supposed to have *one* wife.
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Dr. Sam Beckett : Whoever said "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", never scorned two women.
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Josh Elroy : Hey, Dad, look what I got! We got Kleenex, shoehorns, shower caps. I got towels, two bars of soap, sewing kits and last, but certainly not least, two rolls of toilet paper!
Dr. Sam Beckett : Where'd you get all that stuff?
Josh Elroy : I raided the maid's cart.
Dr. Sam Beckett : You can't steal from the maid!
Josh Elroy : Why not? You taught me how to do it.
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Admiral Al Calavicci : I was talking to the real Marty. I think I found a new idol.
Dr. Sam Beckett : Idol? Al. The guy's a bigamist!
Admiral Al Calavicci : I know. I know, but think about it. If I had tried that, I could've... I could've gone through ten wives instead of five!
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Dr. Sam Beckett : [as Marty, sighing] Oh, boy!
Admiral Al Calavicci : What's wrong?
Dr. Sam Beckett : What's wrong? Al, I'm a bigamist!
