"Quantum Leap" Another Mother - September 30, 1981 (TV Episode 1990) - Michael Stoyanov as Kevin Bruckner

Kevin Bruckner : Um... Sue. If you had a guy that... like, you know, he liked you... what would he have to do to, er... You know.

Susan Bruckner : I'm eleven. I don't have to deal with that teenage mating ritual crap.
[Kevin sees the two kidnappers on the ground that Sam - Kevin's mom - has single-handedly knocked out earlier]

Kevin Bruckner : Mom! How?

Dr. Sam Beckett : Girl Scouts. Come on.

Kevin Bruckner : Girl Scouts? Awesome.
Kevin Bruckner : [Kevin admitting for the first time he's a virgin] I don't know what to do.
Kevin Bruckner : [about Magnum, P.I] The guy talks like he's been sucking helium, and he giggles like a girl.

Susan Bruckner : The only thing that matters is that he's sensitive, and he understands the needs of a woman.

Kevin Bruckner : And what makes you such an expert on a woman's needs, runt?

Susan Bruckner : Knowledge by gender, jerk.
Kevin Bruckner : [to Sam] Are you okay, Mom?

Teresa : He's not our Mommy.

Kevin Bruckner : Have you ever considered taking her to a baby shrink?

Teresa : I'm not a baby.

Kevin Bruckner : Okay, a dwarf shrink.
[Teresa has run away when seeing Sam in the role of her mother]

Dr. Sam Beckett : Do you... do you think you could go and, and... talk to her again, uh, uh, please?

Susan Bruckner : Mom, I'm eleven. I won't have my psych degree for another fifteen years.

Kevin Bruckner : They don't give degrees to the hopelessly stupid.

Michael Stoyanov: Kevin Bruckner