- [Al is looking at a larger than life-sized poster of Edie in a swimsuit, ogling especially the lower section of her body]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: You reached her face yet?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: I'm working on it.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Al, I can't believe I'm here to do a summer high-fashion spread, or whatever they call it.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh, hey... Maybe, maybe you're here to get Sports Illustrated to shoot the first swimsuit issue. Oh, that would be great; let's... Nah! Damn it! That happened in 1964, and here we are, June 15, 1965.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Soon to be '66, if you don't start telling me...
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Oh, okay, all right...
- [Al is butting in on Helen while she is making out with Sam]
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Let's go catch Dylan down in the village after dinner. I used to love, I... I used... Aye aye aye... This was always my favorite part of modeling, actually.
- [after Edie has accidentally taken an overdose, Sam is trying to keep her walking around and talking]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [helping Edie back on her feet] Al! Come on, come on, come on.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Sam, Ziggy says she's got a 42%... Oh, wait! It's going up! 43%. Sam, keep her going!
- Edie Landsdale: [groggy] Al?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Uh, Al is my dog. Al, on the farm.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: [indignant] Your dog? All right, it's up to 46%, but I'm still insulted.
- [Helen has suspected Sam - as Karl - of dumping her in favor of Edie]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Look, Helen, believe me...
- Helen Le Baron: Yeah, well. Enjoy it while you can.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: What'd you mean by that?
- Helen Le Baron: She might be younger and prettier, but she won't be for long, no, not at the rate that she's going.