Quantum Leap (TV Series)
The Leap Back - June 15, 1945 (1991)
Deborah Pratt: Ziggy, Narrator
Quotes
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[Al has been knocked unconscious by Clifford]
Sam : Come on, Al, you gotta wake up!
Ziggy : I just explained, Doctor. Admiral Calavicci cannot regain consciousness for another 8.7...
Sam : Damn it, Ziggy, tell me somethin' I don't know!
Ziggy : Tina's having an affair with Gushie.
Sam : A way to save Al and Suzanne!
Ziggy : Stop Clifford from pushing the car over the cliff.
Sam : How? He's in 1945, I'm in 1999.
Ziggy : I didn't say it was easy.
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Sam : Ziggy?
Ziggy : Yes, Dr. Beckett?
Sam : You've made brilliant theoretical hypotheses with minimal data over the last four years.
Ziggy : That's true.
Sam : I'd like you to do one now.
Ziggy : I don't think so, Doctor.
Dr. Donna Eleese : Why not?
Ziggy : I'm dealing with too many data-limiting factors: the Admiral, this Captain Tom Jarret he's leapt into, a year no one had the foresight to preload into my memory banks. Actually, I was doing quite well absorbing the year until Franklin Delano Roosevelt died. It depressed me. Try me in 11.6 hours.
Sam : What if the Admiral doesn't have 11.6 hours?
Ziggy : I believe your brain is still slightly magnafluxed, Dr. Beckett, or you'd remember I never experience guilt. That's a flaw found only in human computers. Good night, Doctor. Have fun, you two.
Sam : Ziggy!
Dr. Donna Eleese : It won't do any good.
Sam : Why did I give him Barbara Streisand's ego?
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Ziggy : Why do human beings die for love?
Sam : Check Shakespeare.
Ziggy : Thank you, Doctor.
Sam : Not now!
Ziggy : Why not? With a million-gigabyte capacity, I'm quite capable of rubbing my tummy, patting my head and doing a trillion floating point operations at once.
Sam : Because I don't have time to get into a philosophical discussion.
Ziggy : I've finished reading Shakespeare. I see your point.
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Sam : Ziggy?
Ziggy : Yeeeeessssss?
Sam : Do you have enough...
Ziggy : Data to give you a reasonably accurate projection as to why Admiral Calavicci has leapt into Crown Point, Indiana, in the year 1945?
Sam : Yes.
Ziggy : No.
Sam : Do you have any data on Admiral Calavicci?
Ziggy : He'll kiss the girls and make them cry.
Tina : [sighing] Oh, ain't that the truth.
