Quark (TV Series)

All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms: Part 1 (1978)

Richard Benjamin: Adam Quark

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• Ficus : Are you saying that Princess Libido is exhibiting that condition which you animals refer to as romanic affection at initial visual perception?

  Adam Quark : Yes Ficus, love at first sight.

• Adam Quark : Palindrome, what's wrong?

  Otto Palindrome : Nothing much. Uh, the Head is a little disturbed. I sent a commander off in the wrong direction.

  Adam Quark : That doesn't sound terrible.

  Otto Palindrome : He's been heading in that direction for seven years.

• Gene : We'll teach those guys a lesson they'll never forget, right commander?

  Adam Quark : Sure Gene. Ficus, have you got a reading on that ship, yet?

  Ficus : It would appear they are approximately ten times bigger than we are, have six photon death rays, and a deflector shield which our weapons cannot penetrate.

  Adam Quark : Our weapons cannot penetrate?

  Ficus : Sir, we couldn't interrupt a small dinner party on that ship.

  Adam Quark : Bettys, turn the ship around.

  Gene : Commander, but you said we would teach 'em a lesson!

  Adam Quark : I think they've learned their lesson.

• Zorgon the Malevolent : You know what others say? They saw that I dwell too much on torture and murder. They say that I'll kill for the joy of it. They say I wipe out whole civilizations at the touch of a button.

  Adam Quark : Are they right?

  Zorgon the Malevolent : Oh, yes.