- The Head: Commander Walker, you will be my representative at the Ambrosia Festival. I'd go myself, but Ambrosia goes straight to my head.
- Adam Quark: Can you at least give me a clue why no one has ever come back alive?
- Otto Palindrome: Oh, we don't know. No one has ever come back to tell us.
- Adam Quark: Starnote: we are now orbiting Polumbus, a planet nobody has ever returned from-it could be very crowded down there.
- Gene: Oh commander, this just isn't fair! We finally get a good suicide mission and I gotta hang up here with this little cowardly hunk of metal.
- Andy the Android: I am not offended. Cowards live longer.