Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Premiere (2000)
Randy Harrison: Justin Taylor
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Quotes
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Brian : So what do you like to do?
Justin : Do? I don't know. Watch T.V., play "Tomb Raider".
Brian : [laughing] I meant in bed.
Justin : Oh.
[smiles at Brian]
Justin : This is fine.
Brian : Are you a top or a bottom?
Justin : [hesitantly] ...Top... And bottom.
Brian : Oh, you're versatile then.
Justin : And ambidextrous, which was really confusing at first cause I can never figure out which hand to throw with.
Brian : [nodding] Do you like to rim?
Justin : Sure. I love it.
Brian : Great. Go to it.
[Justin looks confused, non-responsive]
Brian : Well?
Justin : Um... What exactly do you mean?
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Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : We've been thinking of names. Mel wants to call him Abraham after her grandfather, but I like Gus.
[Brian looks at his son, then over to Justin.]
Brian : What do you think?
Justin : You wouldn't survive a day in school being named Abraham, but I guess Gus is okay.
Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : Thank you very much, and who the hell are you?
Brian : His name's... Juh...
Michael Novotny : Justin.
Brian : You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.
Lesbians In The Room : Ugh...
Lindsay 'Linz' Peterson : Oh, Brian!
Brian : He can't help it. He's only seventeen.
Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.
Brian : But mine doesn't suck on my tits, unless I want him to.
[looking back at Gus]
Brian : Gus! It's a good butch name. Come on Gus; give your daddy a smile.
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Justin : [Brian and Justin are about to have anal intercourse.] Wait. In school we had this lecture, about safe sex.
Brian : And now we're going to have a demonstration.
[Brian grabs a condom from beside the bed, rips it open with is teeth, and while handing it to Justin.]
Brian : Put it on me. Go on slip it on my dick.
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Brian : [Justin reaches orgasm while Brian is on the phone with Melanie.] Jesus Christ! I told you not to!
Justin : I tried! I'm sorry. I tried!
Brian : All over my new duvet!
Justin : I tried.
Brian : [wiping the bed] Thank you very much.
Justin : It'll wash out, won't it? I mean, you should see my sheets at home.
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Michael Novotny : [voice over narration] And that's when it happened. When he came along.
Brian : How's it going? Had a busy night?
Justin : Just eh... Checking out the bars, you know. Boy Toy, Meat Hook.
Brian : The Meat Hook? Really? So you're into leather?
Justin : [hesitating] ...Sure.
Brian : Where're you headed?
Justin : No place special.
Brian : I can change that.
[both of them got into the jeep.]
Emmett Honeycutt : Hey! Hey, what about us?
Brian : You can ride with Ted.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Thanks a lot!
Michael Novotny : Asshole!
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Brian : Coming in?
Justin : Huh? Oh, yeah.
Brian : Shut the door.
Justin : [Justin hesitates, then shuts the door.] This is a... really nice place. I like your kitchen.
Brian : Do you like Special K?
Justin : It's okay. I like Cheerios better.
Brian : I don't mean the kind you eat with bananas. My disco pharmacologist cooks this up for me.
Justin : I'm really allergic to a lot of drugs. The doctor gave me penicillin once. Nearly killed me. And Tylenol.
Brian : Tylenol? No one's allergic to Tylenol. Tylenol's what they give you when you're allergic to everything else.
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Brian : [Brian stretches his hand over to the other side of the bed to stop the alarm, wakes up, and realizes that Justin is in his bed.] What the fuck are you doing here?
Justin : You said I could stay.
Brian : Right. Your parents. They think you're at a friend's.
[rising to sit on the bed, noticing the mess in the loft]
Brian : Jesus Christ! What the hell happened?
[Justin laughs.]
Brian : Don't tell me. I was doing handstands.
Justin : And juggling. You're not very good.
Brian : Shit! Why do I do these things?
[Justin tries to answer.]
Brian : I'll tell you why. Was that fucking pig Anita. She told me that was E. That wasn't E, that was some shit they cooked up in a bathtub in Tijuana.
Justin : That's why you should never take drugs that aren't prescribed by a physician or recommended by a reliable pharmacist.
Brian : [laughing] What are you, a public service announcement?
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Melanie 'Mel' Marcus : [on answering machine tape] Where the hell are you? I've been trying your cell. It's turned off. If you're there, pick up. Brian. Listen, Lindsay's water broke. She's having contractions. We're at the hospital.
Brian : [quick-pan to Brian as he stands bolt-upright.] Fuck! I have a baby.
Justin : [in the bathroom] Ouch!
Brian : Two babies.
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Justin : [talking about Lindsay] Did you actually fuck her?
Brian : Who?
Justin : Lindsay.
Brian : You're awfully rude.
Justin : Well, did you?
Brian : I jerked off into a cup, and they squirted it up her.
Justin : Gross. She must have really wanted a kid.
Brian : Most women do.
Justin : Even lesbians?
Brian : Lesbians are women... Sort of.
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Brian : [surprised by the graffiti on his jeep] Oh, that's beautiful, Mikey. Just beautiful.
Michael Novotny : It's not my fault! I've told you about those two psychopaths down the street.
Brian : What? A couple of twelve-year-olds?
Michael Novotny : They start early these days!
[looking at Justin]
Michael Novotny : What are you laughing at?
Justin : Nothing... You. You sound like my parents fighting.
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Daphne Chanders : Where have you been? Your mom called. I didn't know what to tell her. I said you were still asleep.
Justin : I just saw the face of God.
Daphne Chanders : Huh?
Justin : His name is Brian Kinney.
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Justin : Guess what I was doing last night?
Daphne : Sleeping? Same as me?
Justin : Having sex. All night. With that guy I met, Brian Kinney. We did it till six in the morning.
[pausing]
Justin : Well? Aren't you shocked?
Daphne : Not Really.
Justin : [disappointed] Oh.
Daphne : Well, I kinda figured that you were... you know... Even though you never told me.
Justin : I'm telling you now!
Daphne : Want some of my veggie wrap?
[Justin takes the food, eating it]
Daphne : So, what was it like?
Justin : Well, I started out as a tight end, but wound up a wide receiver.
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Justin : There I was, on my back, and there he was on top of me, slipping it in.
Daphne : That must have hurt. Didn't it hurt?
Justin : At first it felt like someone was shoving a broom up there. But, I told him to go slower and he did. Then I stopped thinking about it when I looked at his face. His eyes were closed, his mouth was open, in a sort of smile. Like he was in another place. A beautiful place. That place was me. And his body... God! Like his body was so amazing! I could see every muscle. He said he wanted to stay inside of me forever, and I wanted him to. I still feel him, like he's still there. Christ! Daphne, everybody talks about having sex. But I really did it!
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Justin : [to his little sister Molly] Would you get the fuck away!
Molly Taylor : [to their Mother] He said fuck.
Justin : I'll say a lot worse if you don't leave me alone.
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Jennifer Taylor : Of all the beautiful clothes your father and I bought for you, you have to pick something that no longer fits. That is too tight.
Justin : That's why!
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Justin : Hi!
Brian Kinney : Oh shit! Just what I need. What's his name?
Michael Novotny : Justin! His name's Justin. If I can remember, and I didn't even fuck him, why can't you?
Brian Kinney : Because I did?
[Brian approaches Justin, standing beside him.]
Brian Kinney : So, Dawson, how are things down at the creek?
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Emmett Honeycutt : You know, for a skinny white boy, I make one fucking fabulous black woman.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : How bout another round on me?
Brian Kinney : I got a better idea. Lets move on.
Michael Novotny : What's wrong with here?
Brian Kinney : I've had everyone here.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : My problem precisely.
Michael Novotny : You haven't had me.
Brian Kinney : [smiles] Oh, yeah?
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : What? You never told us.
Michael Novotny : There is nothing to tell.
Brian Kinney : We were up in his room. We were fourteen, fifteen tops. We were supposed to be studying, whatever. Only, we're not. We're looking at this trashy photo mag his mom swiped from the beauty parlor. Anyway, there's this shot of Patrick Swayze from "Dirty Dancing"... without his shirt on. So, I've got this hard-on just from looking at it, and I glance over at Mikey and guess what? He's got one, too.
Michael Novotny : Okay, you can stop now.
Brian Kinney : [laughs] Twin stiffies. I reach over, start rubbing it. He's practically swooning.
[drops voice]
Brian Kinney : I pop it out, start stroking it, nice and slow. We're both this close. Then... his mom walks in without knocking.
Justin : They always do. Did she see you?
Brian Kinney : I don't see how she could have missed it.
Michael Novotny : Only we didn't come, so it doesn't count.
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Justin : "Dirty Dancing". That's a really old movie.
Brian Kinney : What?
Justin : I said that's a really old movie.
Brian Kinney : It's not that old.
Justin : How old are you?
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : Ugh-oh.
Brian Kinney : How old do you think I am?
Justin : Thirty-three?
[Everyone laughs.]
Brian Kinney : Fuck you.
Michael Novotny : He's twenty-nine.
Brian Kinney : And fuck you too! What did you tell him for?
Michael Novotny : Fair's fair.
Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt : And we all know what that means. In a few months, he'll be thirty. Might as well be dead?
Brian Kinney : Well, you ought to know. You already are.
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Michael Novotny : Can we order?
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Shoot! I bet that'll be the first time tonight, am I right?
[laughs]
Michael Novotny : Ha-ha... I'll have the chicken-fried steak. No remarks. And he'll have a bacon cheeseburger.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Please?
Michael Novotny : Please.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : [to Justin] Gotta keep your strength up sunshine. You can't cruise all night on an empty stomach
[walking away]
Justin : What a freak!
Michael Novotny : Yeah, she takes some getting used to. But once you do, you can't help but love her.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : One chicken-fried steak with no remarks, coming up in a flash.
Michael Novotny : Thanks, Mom.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : You're welcome, baby.
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[last lines]
Brian Kinney : Look, I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with a maximum of pleasure, and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in, so they can get laid. Then they end up hurting each other, because it was all based on lies to begin with. If that's what you want, then go and find yourself a pretty little girl... and get married.
Justin : That's not what I want. I want you.
Brian Kinney : You can't have me. I'm too old... You're too young for me. You're seventeen, I'm twenty-eight.
Justin : You're twenty-nine.
Brian Kinney : Alright, twenty-nine. All the more reason. Now go do your homework.
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Michael Novotny : Yeah, well, the thing you gotta know about Brian is... he's not your boyfriend. Brian doesn't do boyfriends.
Justin : Yeah, well... You weren't there when we were doing it. You don't know the things we did. How he kissed me. You don't know anything.
Michael Novotny : I know this: Brian is a selfish prick who doesn't care about anyone but himself. If I were you I'd just forget about him.
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Mr. Goodfuk : I don't mind a threesome. Although he's kind of young.
Brian : He's also kind of leaving.
Justin : Who's he?
Brian : Forgive me for not introducing you. Justin, this is Mr. Goodfuk. Mr. Goodfuk, may I present Justin.
Mr. Goodfuk : Name is George.
Brian : Sorry. George... Goodfuk.
Justin : You don't even know him.
Brian : Well, I was hoping to get to. Now why don't you just scamper on home.
[Justin leaves]
Brian : He's my stalker.
Mr. Goodfuk : That wasn't very kind. What, sending him off, a kid that age, by himself at this time of night.
Brian : Who are you, Father Goodfuk?
