- Uncle Hobart: [singing] Ramona, I hear the mission bells above. Ramona, they're ringing out our song of love...
- Dory Quimby: June is a nice name for a baby girl.
- Bob Quimby: Yeah, if she wasn't gonna be born in July.
- Ramona Quimby: [to Beezus] Was I born at night?
- Beezus: I think so.
- Ramona Quimby: Come on, Beezus, don't you remember?
- Beezus: I told you, I was only four.
- Ramona Quimby: That's old enough. What did you have for dinner that night? Come on, Beezus, you remember. I know you do!
- Beezus: Spaghetti.
- Ramona Quimby: You ate spaghetti on my birthday? My actual birthday, when I was zero years old? What kind of sauce?
- Beezus: Tomato. They only had tomato then. Aunt Bea made me spaghetti with tomato sauce!