Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Timeslides (1989)

Robert Llewellyn: Kryten

Quotes 

• Kryten : We could go to Dallas in November 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout "Duck!"

  [Rimmer and Lister look at Kryten] 

  Kryten : I'm sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip.

• Kryten : "Pub". Ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.

• Rimmer : So we can go anywhere we want, absolutely anywhere?

  Kryten : Providing we have a photograph of it.

  Rimmer : So if one of us had, say, a photograph of a female-only naturist beach in Acapulco full of bronzed, naked, uninhibited teenage temptresses, we could go there for a holiday?

  Kryten : I suppose.

  Rimmer : Kryten, get my photo album.

  Dave Lister : Hang on. The thing is, we can't move outside the confines of the photograph. What we see is all we get.

  The Cat : Meaning?

  Dave Lister : Meaning we can't get a picture of Earth and go back there, we wouldn't be able to move outside the frame of the photograph.

  Rimmer : Believe me, this beach shot in Acapulco, you wouldn't want to move outside the photograph.