- Anne Sorelli: [at a hospital] I'm telling you. I've been here before.
- Anne Sorelli: Maybe you're thinking of Kings County Hospital. That's where we took you when you cracked your head open because you were jumping on the bed.
- Rose Sorelli: No, I remember that. Good babysitting, by the way.
- Anne Sorelli: In my defense, Dad never should have let me babysit you on the night that Donna lost her virginity on 90210. Hello!
- Ginnie Sorelli: Bob, you have to go back to the market. I forgot to make the stuffing!
- Bob: Please don't make me go back there. Please! The cashier with the big mole on her face wants to have sex with me.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Bob, please go back to the market.
- Bob: [unenthusiastically] OK. Violet, here I come.
- Rose Sorelli: I didn't have sex with him, OK?
- Ginnie Sorelli: Oh, yeah, right.
- Marjee Sorelli: Either you're lying or he's gay!
- Ginnie Sorelli: God! What crawled up your ass?
- Marjee Sorelli: I don't know, Ginnie, but it wants coffee, too.