- Joe Sorelli: Do you remember when you threw a rock and hit Billy Mestachi in the eye?
- Ginnie Sorelli: Yeah, I was punished for a month
- Joe Sorelli: That's right. See, I wanted to reward you. I hated that little son of a bitch. I was gonna take you for ice cream. Your mother went nuts on me.
- Zach: [to Anne] You know, if we break up, my cool factor's gonna go down 30%.
- Anne Sorelli: I would have thought more.
- Ginnie Sorelli: I hate Bob.
- Joe Sorelli: Why? What, did he cheat on you? 'Cause I know a guy.
- Ginnie Sorelli: You don't know a guy.
- Joe Sorelli: I don't know. I'm Italian. I own a deli. I probably should.
- Zach: [to Anne] How long is it gonna take you to get here?
- Anne Sorelli: I'm not sure I can. My therapist gave me homework.
- Zach: Mmm... that's important. On the other hand... tequila shots and sex.
- Anne Sorelli: You make a valid point. I'll be right there.
- Trish: Now, I have to go. Sherman just got a cyst removed from her butt and she'll cry if I'm not there when she wakes up.