- [while looking at a Pitkin painting]
- Remington Steele: Molly Donavan paid money for this woman's work?
- Laura Holt: For an expose.
- Remington Steele: Exposing what? Shocking lack of talent?
- Laura Holt: I didn't know you had such definite opinions about... art.
- Remington Steele: Laura, must I remind you that only a couple of years ago I was appropriating some of the finest works in Europe.
- Laura Holt: I do my best to forget that.
- Remington Steele: [to Laura] I'll admit I've been trying to lead you astray... but this is not the direction I had in mind.
- [At the main entrance to the Conant Art Gallery]
- Laura Holt: Do you think you can penetrate this bastion of culture alone?
- Remington Steele: Oh of course. Laura you've changed my life. I'm actually looking forward to going through the front door.
- Remington Steele: I'll wager there's a hefty finder's fee for each of these little beauties.
- Laura Holt: Mr. Steele is very big on finder's fees.
- Richard Walker: You seem awfully up, Miss Holt.
- Laura Holt: Why shouldn't I be? Mr. Steele's opened up a whole new aspect of our work for me.
- Richard Walker: Stealing?
- Laura Holt: I prefer to think of it as... purloining.
- Richard Walker: Even though it's in a good cause, should you be quite so happy about it? I mean, you are a private detective.
- Laura Holt: Believe me, after a while it gets just as predictable as any other job. Find a body, find some clues, find the killer.
- Remington Steele: Oh, yes, by the time noon rolls around we're watching the clock like everyone else.