Philip Sterling: Phillip Cooper

Quotes 

• Ida Morgenstern : Isn't it a little bright in here?

  [Ida turns off the lights, leaving the room in complete darkness] 

  Phillip Cooper : Mrs. Morgenstern, you still there?

  Ida Morgenstern : Isn't this a little cozier?

  [several audible squirts from a spray bottle] 

  Phillip Cooper : What are you spraying?

  Ida Morgenstern : What do you think it is?

  Phillip Cooper : It smells like Windex.

  Ida Morgenstern : [turns lights back on and looks at the bottle in her hand]  I must have cleaned the windows with Charlie.