- Marshal Micah Torrance: You know, soon they'll be stuffin' men like you to put in museums.
- Jake Pardee: Why don't you shut up?
- Marshal Micah Torrance: Underneath, they'll put up a sign "Western Bad Man - Species Extinct". So you better have your fun now. You won't have much longer.
- Balladeer: [Sung at random times] Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. - He chased the bride and women 'til; They felt his vicious breath The fate he had in store for them; Was truly worse than death Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. Interlude His eyes were cold as ice when; He when on a shooting binge He leered down on his victims 'cuz; He liked to see them cringe Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. One day in Peckinpah's Saloon; He had too much to drink The sheriff took him by his neck; And threw him in the clink Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. Jake Pardee was a highwayman; A price was on his head In every town that he came through; He killed some people dead Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. Commercial He sat in jail for five long years; And planned and plotted well He pistol-whipped the Sheriff when; He opened up his cell Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang.
- [Interlude more of a lighter and bouncier interlude than the others -Break]
- Balladeer: Then Jake took up where he left off; A murderer and a thief Oh, for the torment that he caused; Oh, for the tears of grief Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang.
- [Interlude -Break Interlude]
- Balladeer: He can't escape his sorry end; No matter how he cries He lived his life by violence; By violence he'll die Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. Interlude -Break His eyes were cold as ice; When he went on a shooting binge He leered down on his victims 'cuz; He liked to see them cringe Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang. -Interlude -Break He sat down to a poker game; And when he lost his stack He let the winner start for home; And shot him in the back Jake, Jake Pardee; Someday you'll hang.
- [Interlude -Break -Interlude]
- Balladeer: He can't escape his sorry end; No matter how he cries He lived his life by violence; By violence he'll die.