- Gus Pike: I almost would rather not be in love if it means I have to give up my good name. I don't know which I'd choose, being able to share my heart with someone, or being able to hold my head up high to my neighbours...
- Felix King: It's customary to give your valet a tip.
- Felicity King: Okay Felix, here's your tip: don't brush your teeth with a brick!
- Felix King: Ohh Gus!
- Felicity King: Felix, close your mouth and listen! Mother and Father are going off to the White Sands tomorrow night and I'm babysitting.
- Felix King: Not me, you're not!
- Felicity King: Exactly. If you make yourself scarce, I won't tell if you won't.
- Felix King: Felicity, shame on you!
- Felicity King: Do we have a bargain?
- Morgan Pettibone: You could stay at our house.
- Felicity King: You can stay in a rabbit hole for all I care, just don't be at home!
- Felix King: What's in it for me?
- Felicity King: A night of freedom!
- Felix King: What's in it for you, Felicity? I know you're up to something.
- Izzy Pettibone: Oooo, Gus!
- [Felicity leaves]
- Morgan Pettibone: Izzy, don't be so juvenile!
- Izzy Pettibone: Then don't be so stuck-up and serious!
- Felix King: If you tell your father that you're at my house, and I tell my parents I'm at your house...
- Izzy Pettibone: Then we could go anywhere and do anything we want!
- Felix King: We could go to the lighthouse, and maybe see the ghost of the golden fleece!
- Morgan Pettibone: But what about Gus?
- Felix King: I'll bet Gus won't be there if Felicity has anything to do with it.
- Alec King: Tell me, when we were courting, was I... was I ever anything but a gentleman?
- Janet King: Oh no, no, you were a perfect gentleman. Drove me crazy.
- [Alec tells Gus to leave and stay away from Felicity]
- Felicity King: I hate you! You've humiliated me to the bone! I'm disowning myself from this family forever!